James Schloeffel

James is a freelance copywriter from Melbourne, working for a range of Australian brands and agencies. He’s also written for titles like The Age, The SMH and The Independent on important issues like how Parliament could be turned into a reality TV show, why being famous is the new being an astronaut and why your company didn’t invent the iPod.

Sleep-deprived Dad Fills Up Pram At Servo *

Melbourne man Jonno Richards has put 40 litres of BP Ultimate 98 in his City Jogger Mini, it has been revealed.

Ask An Expert: ‘Is My Child A Genius Or Am I Just Massively Dumb?’

It’s a question that’s been on my mind for a while now. ‘Is my child an intellectual virtuoso, or am I just a fucking idiot?’

Life Hack! Drop Your Child Off At Day Care The Night Before To Save Valuable Time In The Mornings! *

Streamline your day, maximise your productivity – everyone’s a winner baby.

Wife Too Tired For Sex This Year *

Sydney woman Sandra White says she’s exhausted right now but would definitely be up for sex later in 2020.